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Extraction Summary
3
People
4
Organizations
4
Locations
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Events
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Relationships
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Quotes
Document Information
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Evidence document / narrative text (excerpt)
File Size:
1.3 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a page from a satirical essay, story, or manuscript found within House Oversight evidence files (stamped 015055). The text adopts a simplistic 'Dick and Jane' narrative style to critique New York divorce laws, specifically the requirement of proving adultery and the ruling by Justice Benjamin Brenner regarding the legality of raiding private residences versus hotels. It concludes with a satirical comparison of divorce-seekers in Alabama to the 'Freedom Riders' of the Civil Rights era.
People (3)
| Name | Role | Context |
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| Benjamin Brenner | Supreme Court Justice |
Described as living in Brooklyn and making decisions regarding the legality of raiding private residences for divorce...
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| Mommy | Narrative Character |
Fictionalized character seeking a divorce in New York.
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| Daddy | Narrative Character |
Fictionalized character involved in a staged adultery scenario.
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Organizations (4)
| Name | Type | Context |
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| Daily News |
Newspaper mentioned where 'Daddy' wanted to be on Page 3.
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| Supreme Court |
New York State court where Benjamin Brenner serves as Justice.
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| Chamber of Commerce |
Alabama organization inviting lawyers to practice there for quick divorces.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Source of the document (implied by footer stamp).
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Timeline (1 events)
Locations (4)
| Location | Context |
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Location where strict divorce laws require adultery.
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Residence of Justice Benjamin Brenner.
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Mentioned as a location for 6-week residency divorces.
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Mentioned as a location for same-day service divorces.
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Key Quotes (3)
"He decided that raiding the joint is illegal from now on. Unless you have a search warrant."Source
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"Judge Brenner is really under the thumb of real-estate agents."Source
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Quote #2
"More people are traveling to Alabama than ever before. They are called Freedom Riders."Source
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wears glasses. Sometimes while the commercial is on, the actors have
reconciliation. It is a real fun show.
reconciliation. It is a real fun show.
Mommy and Daddy live in New York State. To get a divorce there,
one of them has to commit adultery. Daddy has a tryst with a girl. Mommy
raids the joint. She brings along a photographer. Mommy has secretly
been having an affair with the photographer. What Daddy doesn' t know
won' t hurt him. He always wanted to be on Page 3 of the Daily News
anyhow. Mommy made sure that his undershorts were ironed.
one of them has to commit adultery. Daddy has a tryst with a girl. Mommy
raids the joint. She brings along a photographer. Mommy has secretly
been having an affair with the photographer. What Daddy doesn' t know
won' t hurt him. He always wanted to be on Page 3 of the Daily News
anyhow. Mommy made sure that his undershorts were ironed.
Benjamin Brenner lives in Brooklyn. He is a Supreme Court Justice
there. He makes decisions. He decided that raiding the joint is illegal from
now on. Unless you have a search warrant. Then it' s legal, but you have
to knock first and say, "Benny sent me." This new rule doesn' t count for
hotel rooms. Then it' s okay to raid the joint. So Daddy better get his own
apartment. Judge Brenner is really under the thumb of real-estate agents.
there. He makes decisions. He decided that raiding the joint is illegal from
now on. Unless you have a search warrant. Then it' s legal, but you have
to knock first and say, "Benny sent me." This new rule doesn' t count for
hotel rooms. Then it' s okay to raid the joint. So Daddy better get his own
apartment. Judge Brenner is really under the thumb of real-estate agents.
There is another way. Mommy can go to Reno. She lives there for six
weeks. That is called "establishing residence." Reno is Keno but Alabama
is Clamor. Same-day service. The Chamber of Commerce invites lawyers to
practice there. They are promised the run of the divorce mill. More people
are traveling to Alabama than ever before. They are called Freedom Riders.
weeks. That is called "establishing residence." Reno is Keno but Alabama
is Clamor. Same-day service. The Chamber of Commerce invites lawyers to
practice there. They are promised the run of the divorce mill. More people
are traveling to Alabama than ever before. They are called Freedom Riders.
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