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Extraction Summary
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Organizations
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Locations
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Events
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Document Information
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Email / newsletter / promotional material
File Size:
1.55 MB
Summary
This document appears to be a page from an email chain or newsletter containing a series of crude jokes (topics include Siamese twins, infidelity, and bodily functions). The document concludes with a promotional block advertising 'Jackie's Oglio joke CD's' available on Amazon and iTunes. The document bears the stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029755', indicating it was part of a document production for a congressional oversight investigation.
People (4)
| Name | Role | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Jackie | Comedian / Merchant |
Referenced in the footer advertisement for 'Jackie's Oglio joke CD's' (Likely Jackie Martling, 'The Joke Man').
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| Friedman | Joke Character |
Subject of a joke involving a doctor.
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| Doctor | Joke Character |
Character in the Friedman joke.
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| Bartender | Joke Character |
Character in the pickle joke.
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Organizations (4)
| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Oglio |
Record label/website selling the joke CDs (Oglio.com).
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| Amazon |
Vendor listed for the CDs.
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| iTunes |
Vendor listed for the CDs.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Implied by the document stamp 'HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029755'.
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Locations (1)
| Location | Context |
|---|---|
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Mentioned in the punchline of the first joke.
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Full Extracted Text
Complete text extracted from the document (1,183 characters)
Why'd the Siamese Twins move to England?
So the other guy'd get a chance to drive.
So the other guy'd get a chance to drive.
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Friedman calls the doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. A mouse ran up inside my wife."
The doctor says, "I'll be right there. In the meantime, wave a piece of cheese between her legs."
The doctor races over, and when he comes in the door, Friedman's waving a herring between his wife's legs.
The doctor says, "What're you doing? I said to use a piece of cheese."
Friedman says, "I know you did. But we have to get the cat out first."
The doctor says, "I'll be right there. In the meantime, wave a piece of cheese between her legs."
The doctor races over, and when he comes in the door, Friedman's waving a herring between his wife's legs.
The doctor says, "What're you doing? I said to use a piece of cheese."
Friedman says, "I know you did. But we have to get the cat out first."
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Why'd the guy marry a Siamese twin?
So he could hang his wife and a girl on the side.
So he could hang his wife and a girl on the side.
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A pickle walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What're you doing in here?"
The pickle says, "Well, for starters, I'm celebrating the fact that I can walk."
The bartender says, "What're you doing in here?"
The pickle says, "Well, for starters, I'm celebrating the fact that I can walk."
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Why's "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
For the same reason that when you take a shit you actually leave one.
For the same reason that when you take a shit you actually leave one.
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The World's Best Gifts!
they keep on giving!
all six of Jackie's Oglio joke CD's ...
The Joke Man, Sgt. Pecker, Hot Dogs & Donuts,
Come Again?, F. jackie & snart ...
are available on Amazon, iTunes,
and at Oglio.com
they keep on giving!
all six of Jackie's Oglio joke CD's ...
The Joke Man, Sgt. Pecker, Hot Dogs & Donuts,
Come Again?, F. jackie & snart ...
are available on Amazon, iTunes,
and at Oglio.com
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HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029755
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