This document appears to be a page from a manuscript, fictional work, or satire (possibly a novel featuring Richard Nixon as a narrator) included within a House Oversight document production (Bates stamped HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015119). The text features a surreal first-person narrative where the speaker (implied to be Nixon) discusses an evangelistic tour proposal from 'Billy' involving Colonel Sanders, and claims that during the infamous 18.5-minute Watergate tape gap, John Ehrlichman handed him a gram of cocaine and a surveillance report on Woodward and Bernstein. The content is highly sensational and likely fictional rather than a factual government record.
| Name | Role | Context |
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| Billy | Evangelist (Implied Billy Graham) |
Conversing with the narrator about an evangelistic tour.
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| Eldridge Cleaver | Activist |
Mentioned as a potential tour partner.
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| Colonel Sanders | Founder of KFC |
Mentioned as a potential tour partner who has been 'born again'.
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| Narrator | Protagonist (Implied Richard Nixon) |
First-person narrator discussing Watergate tapes, his office, and interactions with historical figures.
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| Chuck Colson | Nixon Aide |
Compared to Susan Atkins regarding their religious conversions.
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| Susan Atkins | Manson Family Member |
Compared to Chuck Colson regarding religious conversion.
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| Jesus Christ | Religious Figure |
Subject of praise by Colson and Atkins.
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| Charles Manson | Cult Leader |
Mentioned in comparison to the narrator (Nixon).
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| John Ehrlichman | Nixon Aide |
Visited the narrator's office at 10:30 AM on June 20, 1972.
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| Woodward | Journalist (Bob Woodward) |
Subject of a surveillance report.
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| Bernstein | Journalist (Carl Bernstein) |
Subject of a surveillance report.
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| Name | Type | Context |
|---|---|---|
| Kentucky Fried Chicken |
Associated with Colonel Sanders.
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| White House |
Location of the tapes and the narrator's office.
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| House Oversight Committee |
Origin of the document production (inferred from Bates stamp).
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| Location | Context |
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Washington D.C.
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Implied Oval Office.
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"if you were to go on an evangelistic tour with Eldridge Cleaver and Colonel Sanders."Source
"I truly have been able to gain real humility now that Chuck Colson and Susan Atkins are saying the same things about Jesus Christ that they were once saying about myself and Charles Manson, respectively."Source
"One contained a gram of cocaine; the other contained a preliminary report on the surveillance of Woodward and Bernstein."Source
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